19 February 2015

Melhores momentos nos filmes indicados ao Oscar rsrsr

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Most corny trailer-ready line of dialogue

“However bad life may seem, while there is life, there is hope.”
The Theory of Everything


“Whatever they found, I think it’s safe to assume that it’s very bad.”
Gone Girl


“If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket.”
Nightcrawler


“Coach is a father. Coach is a mentor. Coach has great power on an athlete’s life.”
Foxcatcher


“Come on, Louis!”
Unbroken


“You’ve got more secrets than the best of them.”
The Imitation Game


“We’re going to break an unbreakable Nazi code and win the war.”
The Imitation Game


“Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.”
The Imitation Game


Least enthusiastic Armond White review



“Ingesting this fantasy-history is like drinking from a whites-only water fountain.”
Selma


“Hipster Patriarchy might be a better title.”
Boyhood


“Whipping Post might have been a better title for this sadistic film that shirks responsibility for selfish political attitudes.”
Whiplash


Best chat-up line



“Octopus and Scrabble?”
Gone Girl


“I’m a wrestling coach and I have a deep love for the sport of wrestling.”
Foxcatcher


“I like your pants.”
Wild


“I like talking to you.”
The Imitation Game


“Science.” “Arts.”
Stephen and Jane meet in The Theory of Everything


Best reaction to being overlooked by the Oscars

“I’m the No 1 snubbed.”
Jennifer Aniston


“I’ve had the opportunity to be in four films this year that I’m really proud of. That is enough for me.”
Jessica Chastain


“I thought I’d get one.”
Gillian Flynn


“The great thing is that the film is transcending all of that in terms of its notoriety and people loving the film, but that situation is representative of the demographic that votes for these things, and hopefully that’s going to change going forward.”
David Oyelowo


Most awkward date



Bug-eyed Jake Gyllenhaal turns an afterwork margarita with boss Rene Russo into a seedy, and depressingly successful, game of sexual blackmail.
Nightcrawler


Miles Teller takes his girlfriend to a diner, tells her he’s opted for the chance to impress JK Simmons over their relationship and then decimates her lack of ambition.
Whiplash


Ancient aristo Tilda Swinton, caked under Oscar-nominated prosthetics, gets over-amorous with cougar-loving concierge Ralph Fiennes in her hotel room.
The Grand Budapest Hotel


Bradley Cooper meets his wife, played by plastic baby-birther Sienna Miller, for the first time and finds himself holding back her hair as she vomits in public.
American Sniper


Best use of everyday items to explain complex science



Milk in coffee.
The Theory of Everything


Real-ale foam on a pub table.
The Theory of Everything


Carrots on a fork revolving around potatoes, with reference to peas.
The Theory of Everything


Folded-over Post-it note to show how wormholes work.
Interstellar


Crossest reaction to criticism of American Sniper



“Hollywood leftists: while caressing shiny plastic trophies you exchange among one another while spitting on the graves of freedom fighters who allow you to do what you do, just realise the rest of America knows you’re not fit to shine Chris Kyle’s combat boots.”
Sarah Palin


“Michael Moore should spend a few weeks with Isis and Boko Haram. Then he might appreciate American Sniper. I am proud of our defenders.”
Newt Gingrich


“Fuck you, Michael Moore, you’re a piece of shit and your uncle would be ashamed of you. Seth Rogen, your uncle probably molested you. I hope both of you catch a fist to the face soon.”
Kid Rock


Most controversial message

All Russian institutions, including the church and the government, are absolutely corrupt and have no regard for the rights of the individual citizen.
Leviathan


Some Poles were at least as bad as the Nazis in their treatment of Jews during the second world war.
Ida


Success at any meaningful level in a field of artistic endeavor is more important than human relationships or even survival.
Whiplash


Success in journalism today is most easily achieved if you’re an immoral sociopath.
Nightcrawler


American! Fuck yeah!
American Sniper


Most comprehensive JK Simmons insults in Whiplash



“You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped little piece of shit whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn’t Eugene O’Neill and who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set like a fucking nine-year-old girl.”

“I’ve carried your fat ass too long, Metz. I’m not gonna have you cost us a competition because your mind’s on a fuckin’ Happy Meal instead of on pitch.”

“When did you become a fucking expert on what I can or cannot do, you fucking weepy-willow shit sack?”
“Are you a rusher, or are you a dragger or are you gonna be on my fucking time?”

Best year in Boyhood

2006 – Mason goes to a baseball game with his dad.
2008 – Mason goes camping with his dad.
2010 – Mason drinks, smokes pot and is given a gun and a personalised Bible.
2011 – Mason gets a girlfriend.
2012 – Mason realises that time is infinite, there is no past, future or present and everyone is always in the moment.

Strongest contender for a nominee’s name to be mangled beyond recognition by John Travolta when he’s presenting at the Oscars again this year

- Ryszard Lenczewski
- Yoshiaki Nishimura
- Elizabeth Yianni-Georgiou
- James W Skotchdopole
- Dick Pope

Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

The first one.

Source: http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/feb/19/not-oscars-2015-alternative-awards-last-years-best-moments-film

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